Nerdfighters Gazette

Meditations of a Psych-Vamp will be a short series of articles written by me, NF Gazette’s residential Psych-Vamp.

To star I would like to point out that a “psych-vamp” is a person that feed off the energy of others. Personally I feed off of people’s energy whether it be positive or negative. Whatever those around me feel, I also feel.

And that brings me to my first story. This is a rather Humorous story that starts out at my local Mexican restaurant. I was with a friend, his wife, and my mother. My friend and his wife, since neither of them was driving, ordered margarita. My friend, Matt, had more to drink of it then his wife and therefore was “buzzed.” After dinner we went to Walmart. At Walmart, Matt and I separated from the women. We went and looked at toys and just messed around a bit. When we left Walmart, I wasn’t quite feeling myself. I felt as though I were buzzed myself (Note: I wasn’t). Just outside the doors as you leave are big blue post about 10″ in diameter and 5.5′ tall.  In my “buzzed” state, my thinking was somewhat impaired and I decided out of nowhere to jump over one of these blue posts. No I did not hit myself in the “nads” but cleared it. From what they tell me though I came very close to being in a lot of pain. Thankfully I didn’t have to drive…